Stupid Moron Industry Part 1

Okay, okay, what market do you think will prosper in the 202nd Decade? Economists say we'll be seeing real big booms in areas like commodities and consumer products... I mean sure those areas are always going to good, because if there's no customer, WHAT IS THERE?

Obviously if something's going to push the technological or scientific indistries its going to be some radical discovery - telescopes descover E.S.s on some sort of Super-Earth Planet that seem to be designing some sort of outer-planetary nuclear weaponry to destroy the race of humans and we have 24 hours to negotiate peace treaties with them or 2 million species go extinct...

If that happens then you know two things. First of all, you've been watching too much TNT or BBC. You really need to take it down a notch when it comes to watching cable (by the way, cable is EXPENSIVE). But more importantly, you're in the world of the Stupid Moron Industry. Now this is the 101 on it!

Okay, so how does the SM Indsustry Work? Well, I'll take iPhone Users as an example. First of all, you have those iNerds; the guys that will quite literally tear apart their iPhone on the Dev App and on the desk before them.

And then of course; you have the total morons. They think they know their phone but literally, people have been able to crack the password in faster time. Using a cracker.

These morons; you can't really blame them. Technology just took a huge curve in the 21st Century; over a hundred years ago people would stand around a lightbulb and watch it go on and off with excited comments... "Oh! It works!" "Margie, It's Wonderful!" (If you still do that today, then you've achieved lv. 2 of being a stupid moron)

So anywy, someone's got to help all these people tie their shoes and fix their stuff... That's where this Industry Comes in.

So now, I'm going to teach you (over the course of several posts with some untimely interruptions) HOW I want to perceive history and why it happens.

(Sorry for anyone who got called a Stupid Moron. I will try to find a more constructive way of stating the truth.)