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(TypePad integrates with Facebook and Twitter better, and that is a significant advantage over Blogger... Plus I use this more to convey points)

Real Life #TheGame Moment

Today in the middle of class, our teacher said an idiosyncratic phrase (idiom)... "get your game going"... At first this girl said, "we're playing a game right now?" and everyone laughed, and then this kid tried to explain #TheGame to my English Teacher.

(#TheGame is a concept in Twitter, an abstract concept that if you see, hear, or think about #TheGame, then you immediately lose it)

So he was all like "And I have just made you lose the game" so I shouted out "The Game!"

TWSS =]

Chipmunked

Chimpmunking is just a plain amazing art in which you take a PERFECTLY good song, or just a plain miserable song, and make it PLAIN EPIC by twisting around the pitch and speed levels. It's usually done to imitate the effect of (human) female vocals, although sometimes also done to simulate the effect of "Chipmunk" sounds... (This is also how they produce Britney Spears and Alvin & The Chipmunks Singles)

I got a couple of samples on my twt.fm profile, check it out. Want to know how it's done? Well, I got the audio file (.mp3, .avi, .aac, .m4a, most common audio formats) and ran it through WavePad Sound Editor... There's an option of "Pitch and Speed" in the upper corner (or just Pitch and just Speed if you're more risky)... Pitch usually does it itself but it sometimes gets cracky.

Basically, you increase the pitch and the speed of the audio file, and if you want to decrease it, well... That's how you get boar sounds and all that good stuff.

(Another epic post)

You KNOW You Really Pushed IT When...

Okay, EVERYONE get son my nerves every now and then, but I don't hate you because you totally pissed me off... I only hate it when you're CONSISTENTLY pissing me off. And how do you know if you're consistently pissing me off (other than the fact I am CLEARLY ignoring you)? Well, I put together a list of WHY I hate some of you people so much (sorted by least to greatest).

1. You Just Don't Want To Talk To Me In Public When it comes to the cyber world or messaging, yeah, you can't shut up w/ your 500-messages-a-minute policy, but when it comes to the real world, your like "Oh, I don't know him. He's kind of ugly though." First of all, I have feelings, but more importantly... That is just plainly annoying (and the precursor of heartbreak) [ Note: That explains WHY it's so low on my "hate" list because well... yeah ]
2. You Try To Help And You Make Things A LOT Worse Than What They Were This goes to those people who in various subjects, in abstraction, music, and relationships, thougth they could help me become a better person then who I am (the only one that has ever succeeded would be my parents). Unfortunately most of them ruined my life. Made the person I used to like hate me, make me suck even more... Well, at least you tried. [ I realize you tried to help, that's nice knowing ]
3. You Love To Press The Little Details In Life Yes, it's true that your trashy little life isn't perfect and it's never going to be perfect, but that's not my issue, that's YOURs. I accept the fact that if my life is miserable, it's going to BE miserable until otherwise. You should too, and stop picking on the fact that it's NOT and you can fix it. But... if you must keep on pressing the significant changes that must be made in life (like making the line 1/64" lower), then here's one... stop that rumbunctious mouth from destroying the earth with its horrid sound. [ I realize every now and then I go douche and do that too ]
4. You KNOW that WE KNOW, But You Still Say "No" It's kind of obvious when you're blushing, not looking, and stuttering, that you've obviously got something that you're hiding, and that we FOUND OUT. So be Mr. Oh-There's-Something-Going-On and realize that there IS something going on. [ I still can realize that you don't want to tell always, but c'mon dude, it's obvious ]
5. You Think You Know It All, You Know NOTHING Everyone feels like they're a special someone, like they're better than everyone else deep down (even if they claim they're a total loser and act like one on the outside) and you know what, that's okay. But you got to consider the fact somethimes, you're NOT Mr. Right or Mrs. Perfect, and maybe someone gets the fact that you're well... just plain annoying. So stop rubbing it in everyone's face that you got a 95% and that you only studied for 5 minutes, because there are a LOT of things in this world that you have no fucking idea about. [ Sometimes I have those kinds of attitudes too ]
6. You Just Don't Get It I just don't like explaining things to people who don't catch up, or even the ones that catch on after a LOT of effort. There's an Alice In Chains song "Dirt" and some of the lines like "Just don't get it" (see title)... Well basically, I KNOW you need the help, and sometimes I want to give it, but SOMETIMES I DON'T. And you got to learn fast because I would prefer to teach fast. [ I realize that you're kind of doomed anyway so why hate you too much? And you chew up so much time and effort ]
7. You Think Life Is ALL About Winning And If You Lose Than The World Will Fall Over See, we're all going to lose sooner or later, whether in this life or in what comes after. And you know what, I get the fact that losing isn't epic, and that sometimes it BURNS to lose, but guess what? Life is going to move on, whether you do or not. So pick up, get a life, and realize... you know what? I've lost before, so it's not like I'm god and you're not, it's just that I accept that I can't be. [ I realize I was like this at one point when I was a little point, but you know what? I grew up. ]
8. You Don't Get When It's NOT Funny And When It's NOT COOL (And You Don't Get When It IS Funny) You just love laughing at the stupidest and most retarted aspects of this confounded life and you just generally enjoy taking stupid shit and glamorizing it... And then of course you take your um... douche-y to another by taking a perfectly rational statement and going "Oh, that's stupid" [ This is starting to get to the point where there's no slack or possibility, but simply just annoying and more annoying ]
9. You ALWAYS Refer Back To Facebook Profiles Okay, you want to know something that's NOT on Facebook? It's not life. There's more to life than the flashy blue-and-white (pathetic) interface of Facebook, and if you don't then well, I think you should go get a life. I'm not going to list 100% of my secrets and my little trashy personal stuff on an Internet Profile... Want to guess why America has high Identity Theft Rates? [ This has made me want to quit Facebook on several occassions but I am constantly pressured to go back. ]
10. You INVADE My Privacy I wrote a whole article on how someone invaded my privacy by looking under the stalls, and they've tried to stalk me since (I got REALLY bent out of shape and started swearing)and you know what? It's just REALLY not cool, REALLY inappropriate, and REALLY immature. Shut up, get out of my life, NO SLACK.

I have NEVER before tried using styling on my blog, I don't know if it helps emphasize my point or not, but I do know it consumes a LOT of time.

AM Taxi

Download "Mistake" by Am Taxi

AM Taxi is a brand new band signed to Virgin Records. Their debut comes out later this year... This is the song "Mistake", which is available off their website or here.

Be sure to check out their myspace and buy their debut record!